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With that being said, when the ball is in YOUR court, run with it! Extremely disingenuous, even when conveying their deepest emotions to you. It's as though they are trying to convince themselves that they actually care about you as much as they proclaim.
It's my belief that they've ALL all taken theater/drama classes. They never do anything for you without weighing out the benefit they'll stand to gain from it.
He’s irresistible and intrigued because she doesn’t fall over like a fainting goat when he roars. You’ll have to roar pretty loud to get her attention off her grocery list or her mind out of the clouds. They will understand that about each other which gives them a common basis for relating beyond sex and romance.
She’s always straightening something out in her lovely head which is surrounded by softly coiffed locks that smell like fresh lavender! If you slip up a few times, a simple apology will suffice. This special bond comes in especially handy if the relationship develops to the point of fellowship and marriage because they can enjoy a weekend together raking leaves, cleaning gutters, and repairing chipped paint and be happy as clams. Probably no one can de-fang the King of Beasts like a Virgo. Together they bring out the very best in one another.
If there's something going on, e.g., a fight, a riot, a showdown, a hostage situation...these fools are right there in the middle of it filming or taking still shots. While paying little attention to detail on a personal level, they have a tendency to forget important dates..YOUR birthday. If they're not doing you properly, you can best believe they're doing somebody else. They constantly have to be reassured that they are loved (by you and everyone else in their vicinity) and often insert themselves into every aspect of your life. They meticulously cultivate their de facto/cyber secret fan clubs (Men and Women) and go to great lengths dangling enchanting seductions, subsequently sending mixed messages to his admirers; Keeping them well within his emotional proximity. They're thinking, "Shut up and take your clothes off already".
This is especially true if he doesn't really love you. Do question missing articles of clothing, tools and such. Inevitably, he will screw up with your family and he shall forever be disliked by them. They emulate their environment in a desperate effort to 'fit in'..of the way a chameleon changes color to blend into their surroundings. With his this being said, their desperately fragile little hearts will hang in HIS balance as they plead for clarification..the way he likes it. You could be telling him the most compelling story about something and he'll continue to surf the internet and text people until you shut up. He called you "beautiful" Don't think for a moment you're special. Everything you're talking about, at any given time, MUST be about him.
After all the cha-ching is gone and they've eaten all your food, ****** your house up, taken a nap and molded permanent sweat impressions into the cushions of your couch...they'll split. They have a tendency to be fundamentally unhappy people, but have no problem drowning you in their misery while feeding on your energy until you don't know who the hell you are anymore.Their take on this is, "I don't have time for this ****" or "I can't be around unhappy people" So I suggest you put on your "*******" lipstick and be ready to please him with a gracious smile on your face because that's the ONLY way he wants to see you. Meanwhile, he pretends to defend himself against your "imaginary argument", all the while shouting at you through the phone, "Calm down babe.[Yea, she's a little upset] It's okay...it's okay" Hello crazy mindfucker :) 21.A 6-month engagement and a traditional wedding ceremony including both families will follow. He will be thorough and careful to touch all the bases before rounding home plate.
Virgos are good and patient teachers which is a plus because the big lion’s appetite sometimes outstrips his prowess.You can then plan on spending the remainder of your day (or weekend) disinfecting, washing the funk out of your sheets, scraping toothpaste off the mirrors and wiping up puddles of ****. Psychic leeches who have no qualms about instantly distancing themselves from you during your time of need.Until you prove to serve a purpose to him, he'll be MIA. They fundamentally lack the patience, compassion and empathy required to be supportive during a crisis when it concerns you. If you have children, whether his or yours from a previous relationship, he will expect you to put his needs first above theirs. As fathers, they're either "all over the place" in every aspect of their parenting style, "absent", or a delightful combination of both. Everything is always everybody elses fault and they throw frequent pity parties for themselves so, you better be there with bells on because you'll surely become the object of ridicule. We'll call it "Fantasy Phone": Let's make his friends believe you're fighting with him on the phone so they'll think you're a complete *******.The Virgo woman is an outrageous flirt and though not the showiest flower in the garden she probably gets pollinated the most. They are hard-working, loyal, dutiful, responsible, respectable, and careful about each other’s feelings.