Good emails for online dating
No, it has nothing to do with a great date, don’t get your hopes up. My roommate knows what I’m talking about as last summer she got a surprise naked picture from an old fling. Then, I started thinking more about how crucial coffee is in my life.
Originally, my master plan was to go to med school so that I could find myself a doctor but the fact that I literally pass out (and have to be rushed to the hospital in an ambulance in front of hundreds of my high school peers on a marching band trip in 10th grade) at the sight of blood sort of foiled that plan. Today I received a picture of him in a hammock on the beach. Still, that has the potential of some risky business. Then I thought about it, and he actually wasn’t all that cute, but the fact that he was providing me with my coffee took him up like 50 levels in the cuteness factor.
I went out with the personal trainer again last weekend. I would never in a million years call a guy 11 times when he did not return a single call. Don’t worry, I already have his application to “Beauty and the Geek” filled out and ready to go. To celebrate I went out with a few of my work friends to a Mexican restaurant for happy hour margaritas, shots of tequila, and chips and salsa. I got on the dreaded scale which I threw to the back corner in February when it rudely tried to tell me that too many happy hours, lunches out and big dinners were a bad idea—-and I’ve gained 15lbs since graduation last May. Then I was like “wtf clearly this is broken’, but when I put my 10lb weight on it and it indeed said it was 10lbs, I cried and then went to the gym. I’ve had people tell me that my standards are too high and I’ve even been called a ‘snob’ by a ‘friend’ but that was probably just out of spite because I rejected him. I know that credit markets have tightened for good reason…He was giving me the tour of his gorgeous place with all his expensive appliances and beautiful kitchen. I should have counted the awkward silences then have you all bet on how many there are and the winner would get a Starbucks gift certificate. I ordered my usual black coffee and he got…..chocolate caramel surprise with whipped cream and sprinkles. So, for my birthday she got me the most perfect gift! It provides space for: Paramour, Date Met, How Met, Commitment, Attraction, Pre-Analysis Confidence that Relationship Will Work Out, Pro/Con, Conclusion, and Plan of Action. I could have really used this last Fall when I was juggling too many guys that my friends couldn’t keep track of them all and I literally created my own list to email out. Oh well, I guess that just teaches me not to listen to my friends anymore 😉 Ok, so I will take you through an example of how to use this list.I looked around with an incredulous look on my face and he asked me what was wrong. ” to which he responds: “Oh, I don’t drink coffee.” WHAAAAT??? It included basic information (age, occupation, etc) along with pictures, and my own pro/con analysis. First, though, a little backstory: Last summer I was away for training for 6 weeks but came home one weekend and went out for a fun night on the town with my friends. So 4 girls piled into the back (where really only 2 people were supposed to fit) and our knight in shining bike armor pulled us along. 3) He was so skinny but had a beard and mullet of a mountain man! I kept asking if the company was hiring and insisting that due to my skills in spinning class, I would definitely be strong enough.He bought top quality whole coffee beans and ground them fresh each time he made coffee.